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Thanks to QuoteMountain, I managed to find some highly effective, yet funny pickup lines. Get ready to laugh till you vomit. Still, they’re pretty effective.

So, here are those funny pickup lines:

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

When’s our wedding date?

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

Who’s your daddy?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are not a woman, you are an essence

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so sweet…I’m getting a toothache just looking at you…

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

You MUST have a nice personality.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

You Say: Looks like we’re late.” She Says: “For what?” You Say: “For dinner.

Your choice this time, I’m buying.”

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes have touched my soul.

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

You’re ugly but you intrigue me.

You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.