Funny but Highly Effective Pickup Lines

Love Guru — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 12:50:37 +0000

Thanks to QuoteMountain, I managed to find some highly effective, yet funny pickup lines. Get ready to laugh till you vomit. Still, they’re pretty effective.

So, here are those funny pickup lines:

When God made you, he was showing off.

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

When’s our wedding date?

(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.

Who’s your daddy?

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave….

Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.

You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

You are not a woman, you are an essence

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

You are so sweet…I’m getting a toothache just looking at you…

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

You look just like my mother.

You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!

You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book … So what’s one more??

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.

You MUST have a nice personality.

You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!

You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You’re cool cause you’re hot!

You Say: Looks like we’re late.” She Says: “For what?” You Say: “For dinner.

Your choice this time, I’m buying.”

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

Your eyes have touched my soul.

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!

You’re like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.

You’re ugly but you intrigue me.

You’ve been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You’ve got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

How to Become a Good Wingman

Love Guru — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 10:26:33 +0000

Okay, you go to the bar with you best friend and then your best friend see her hot chick at the end of the bar. Your friend is a shy guy, so you decided to help him out. Well, literally, you’re a wingman!

Okay, the job of a wingman is simple. You basically help your buddy to hook up with a girl and that’s it. You are playing the backseat game here. However, you will still need your confidence to be a wingman. Easier say than done right?

Transforming into a Wingman (Take one for the team)

Okay, being a wingman is not as easy as getting a girl’s phone number. You have to focus all the limelights on your friends. Basically, all you can say about yourself that night is your name. That’s it.

Also as a wingman, you must make sure your buddy here has what it takes to be labeled prince charming. Make sure his clothes are pressed, not too casual or not too formal, clean, simple (or fashionable) and awesome oral breath. You don’t have to transform him into George Clooney in Ocean’s Eleven or Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

You have to know what and how to talk

You have to prepare your lines. Sweet talk is easy. If your friend is just looking for one night stand, you can simply say anything. For example, you see this girl has a purple rabbit keychains on her purse. So you approach her and said “Hey. Nice key chain there. You like rabbits?”. If she says yes, then you can go on by saying “No way! My friend here, Gary (remember to mention your buddy’s name) is an expert in rabbits research. He is here all the way from New Jersey to look at the rabbits in the New York Zoo!”.

You must know when to back off

As soon as your friend starts to introduce himself, you can now leave and let your friend to “mingle” with this girl. How to leave? Just say you have something important to do, or an emergency or something like that. Nothing gross!

Why become a wingman?

Sometimes, it’s nice to see your unattractive friend get a girl for himself. Of course it’s a huge sacrifice of time, but he might be your wingman next time!

Here are some tips before you approach the girl of your friend’s dream:

Hold a cup of drink before you approach her if you are a bit nervous. Holding something that will spill (or break) in your hands will keep you calm and steady. Plus, you are not hitting on this girl — you are helping your friend to hit on this girl.
No bad breath. You don’t want a girl to walk away from you the moment you said “Hi…I’m…”. Brush your teeth and gaggle with Listerine before you go.
No chewing gums or candies in your mouth. You don’t want to look rude and stupid in front of her.
Make sure your friend is within 6 feets away. If he’s too far, you won’t be able to introduce him to the girl. If he’s too near, the girl will feel a sense of discomfort getting surrounded by two strangers.

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Funny but Highly Effective Pickup Lines

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